Pandemic

PREBREEN

POSTBREEN

Well, this was supposed to be, ‘Helen Keller fakes her orgasms,’ which explains the half naked Helen Keller in the upper left-hand corner of the painting…but the birds just took over and I ended up with ‘Your food crossed the road to start a global pandemic.’ But I’m changing ‘start’ to ‘spark’ which is a more vigorous verb.

Do you think I was wrong to change the Helen Keller thing and leave her a lonely, naked orphan in this painting? Perhaps my puritan prudery influenced my brush. Let me know what you think in the comments section below. To bid on this painting, go HERE.